Today’s Horoscope

This morning I had to take a short bus ride up in SF. The seat next to me had part of the Marin Independent Journal on it, and the comics were facing up, so I grabbed it and started reading. Eventually I stumbled on the horoscopes. This was mine:

LEO
You’ve stuck with your original plan long enough. Time to reconceptualize it. Do this, and finally get the money you’ve worked for. Tonight revel in any morsels of leisure time you can scrounge up. air track gymnastics

So, I guess that means I’m going out tonight.

One Response to “Today’s Horoscope”

  1. Dan McKinley Says:

    Oh for fuck’s sake